If you’ve ever ridden a unicycle in a public place, you’ve probably had to face a range of jokes and questions about the fact that you only have one wheel. I’m here with a nice list of comebacks for you.
Where’s your other wheel?/You’re missing a wheel!
There was a half-off sale at the bike shop.
My dad bought a bike for me and my brother to share. We couldn’t decide who got to use it today.
(Look behind) It’ll be along in a minute.
(Turn around, surprised) Whoa! It was there a minute ago!
I lost it in the divorce.
I decided I didn’t need the training wheels anymore.
Think this is bad? Should’ve seen me before I got this wheel.
Where’s the challenge in that?
What?! I’ve only got one wheel?! (pretend to lose balance)
Real men/women only need one wheel.
(To cyclists) No, you’ve got one extra!
How do you ride that thing?
I ate a well-balanced breakfast this morning.
Like this! (keep riding)
Is that hard?
Only after I’ve sat on it for an hour.
IMPORTANT: Don’t be an a**hole. All these jokes are meant to be said light-heartedly — replying to “Someone stole half your bike!” with “Someone stole half your joke!” is rude, arrogant, and give unicyclists a bad name. BE NICE and HAVE FUN. 🙂
If you have any more, leave them in the comments!